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Doug DeMuro
dougdemuro

You realize you a re a skyline womb. A vessel carrying the skyline came to you, 9 months later you delivered it to the world. Congratulations! it’s a skyline! Read more

I’m always a little bit sad to see your cars go, but this one genuinely gives me a case of the feels. It’s such a charming little piece of automotive greatness. I can’t wait to see what you pick next! I hope it’s totally bonkers. Read more

Wrapped that up like a proper Top Gear presenter. I could almost read that in Richard’s voice. Read more

Thanks for the vicarious shenanigans on this one, Doug. I can’t wait to see what you stick yourself in next. Read more

For those concerned about your eight year old daughters getting into a Hellcat, you should be more concerned that your daughter will herself become a Hellcat and that people will be trying to get into her. Read more

Having been the fourth owner of a 12 year old salvage title Dodge Viper, I can confirm that third owners will treat their Hellcats as well as a family of raccoons would treat a wedding cake. Read more

a gear lever that felt like you were stirring butter with a rope. Read more

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I made it through one paragraph and knew it was you who wrote this, Doug (hadn’t read author under title line). Thank you. Great read! Read more

I honestly don’t think we’ll see the type of depreciation that DeMuro is talking about among many Hellcat examples, but only time will tell. The real takeaway from this article is the sentence about stirring butter with a rope. That expression is mine now, and I don’t intend to give credit where it’s due. Thank you, Read more

Because consensual BDSM play has nothing to do with actual rape. Many sex-positive feminists engage in BDSM without it conflicting or cancelling out their feminist politics.
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Lots of women have rape fantasies. Please remember that kink shaming is not okay, and neither acting in nor viewing videos simulating rape is an endorsement of actual rape.
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I 3years ago i wanted to buy a 1969 camaro and need a loan for 12grand, which is worth more than double that now bank would not give me a loan, they were more than happy to give me a loan on new camaro though which lost about the same value as the classic one gained in only a few years. it’s kind of stupid lol. Read more

So you take out a loan, and you buy the Mirage, and a year later the damn thing is worth $2,200 because it was made with the same care and attention to detail as Christmas lights. Read more

This is especially true of my own bank, a large national chain, which is open on a weekly basis for approximately 37 minutes each day. Read more

Hahaha, well, Chet better be a manual or you’re going to catch some real hell. Read more

Tavarish is always reminding us that you can buy a used S-Class for the price of a half-eaten Almond Joy and a bottle of dishwashing soap. Read more

Thanks for the kind words and thanks for reading, everyone! Mike and I will do our best not to ruin things. More great stories yet ahead. Read more