LOL. The second best line is “This is largely because I was now driving through the city of Philadelphia, whose police officers don’t have time to deal with license plate violations, what with all the murders, armed robberies, muggings, Eagles fans, etc.” Read more

as a CPA, No, no you can’t. Legal fines, fees, etc. are not tax deductible. (think the Company that gets hit with a $50M fine from the goverment, the government does not then let them then reduce their taxable income by that $50M fine) Of course most government stuff doesn’t make sense so I can understand why so many… Read more

“comes off with approximately the same legitimacy as a Craigslist seller offering a MacBook Pro for $150 because “my daughter dont want it no more”. Read more

Now that I’ve been watching your videos for a while, I read all your articles and comments in your voice. You’re in my head man, but that’s ok. Keep it up.

Thanks for making me laugh while pooping. It expedited things. Read more

Well done Doug. Great story. Read more

Thank you for this comment Doug. Keep writing awesomeness. Read more

A clear cut case of getting pulled over for “Driving while Demuro”.
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Question: have you considered just looking for a college / highschool kid with an iphone? I think many jalops would have loved to get to play with new cars all day long for a minimum per hour fee. Sounds like the perfect “in school” job. Read more

Number one: he wants to zoom. And number two: he wants to zoom. Read more

Amen and amen. If it’s a stock photo, I go no farther.
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Doug? Read more

This article is the real horseshit, so let me tell you why:

First of all, Acura only has established dealership networks on the tops of moutains. This is to allow potential customers to not only find a good deal on a TLX, but to also find a good deal on themselves. Recently me and the wife took 3 weeks off work and… Read more

me irl next time i see doug’s name on my phone

Doug’s quick wit saw him rise quickly through the prison ranks. The aptly named “Hellcat gang” soon saw full control of the passing and distribution of insignificant but entertaining literature. It’s been said Demuro often spent time running the yard and intimidating other literary gangs by showing them pictures of… Read more

Eh, I watched it anyway - what else am I gonna do while my test script executes? :D Read more

Doug I just want you to know that you are my spirit animal. Read more

“It is the official car for boyfriends pointing it out to their girlfriends when they see it on the street.” Read more

“It is the official car for boyfriends pointing it out to their girlfriends when they see it on the street.” Read more

I would. I've lusted for an Espirt S4s forever, through the Clinton administration, from Fast and the Furious 1 to whatever direct to DVD "Land Before Time" release they are on now. They are beautiful, and like anything beautiful they are fragile, temperamental, and demanding, but in that lies the charm. You won't see…