Goddamn it, Doug. Some day I want to grow up and write like you. You're the man, man. Read more

Doug, once again you speak all the truths Read more

Weird indeed. When I clicked the link yesterday, I was 99% sure the link title was "Here's Proof that a Supercar won't melt in the rain". Perhaps I had just picked a bad day to quit bath salts. Read more

this article was great... original and funny as anything... well done Doug, thx for entertaining me as im trying not to pull my hair out at the office... two things, loved your response the the guy asking about the CS model, 3 peddle or nothing, second i hv 10k w your name on it for your salvaged 360... haha Read more

Holy s#it, I clicked on that link you provided where the Ferrari owners are discussing not ever washing their cars. LOL. For a second I thought it must have been a joke, but those guys are completely serious. Read more

Love your writing Doug, you're like our very own automotive Dave Barry. Read more

After committing this atrocious sin, the car is now salvage titled. You must title wash now. Lol Read more

Of course, Doug probably turned off the video camera and then exclaimed "OH MY GOODNESS I NEED TO COVER MY CAR!!!!" Read more

drive it in the rain they said, it won't melt they said

"my car hasn't been wet in three years" Read more

Most Ferrari owners: "Oh yes, it's got passion...soul...pedigree...pure-bred racing heritage; definitely way better than whatever you have........................and it's at home in my climate-controlled garage because it's drizzling out." Read more

Dude I just didn't wanna give them your real email... Read more

I caught that Goodwill store at 1:27. See, Doug is a man of the people, just like the rest of us. But, wait! Those weren't flip-flops he was wearing! I think they were boat shoes. Probably stopped to make this video on the way to his yacht. He done slipped up. Read more

Or just say, "Here's my counter-offer," and kick 'im in the goolies. Read more

I drive the Lamborghini all the time in the rain and love it. Actually I drive all my cars in the rain. Nothing happened so far. Still fires up and shifts. With Ferraris it is actually way better to drive in the rain as you will have God's help when it catches on fire (as a lot of them do). Read more

"LOL THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECT FROM YOU WEALTH-HATERS AT JALOPNIK, GO BACK TO DRIVING YOUR MIATAS AND BEETLES WHILE I GO FLAT OUT ON A PUBLIC ROAD IN THE GALLARDO I BOUGHT AFTER MY STARTUP GOT SOME CAPITAL (WHEN IT COMES BACK FROM THE SHOP BECAUSE IT CAUGHT FIRE WHEN I SPUN IT)" Read more

Next video should be "Doug's tries to eat his first cheesesteak while driving" or "Tailgating at an Eagles game in a Ferrari" Read more

...and now I know how the population of Idaho feels about you. Read more

I'm going to defend the dealer plate frames, and here's why. When i'm looking at a used car, and it has the original dealer frames on it, it is a sign of originality. And that the car has been taken back to the same place year after year to be serviced. Basically, that the owner cared for it. Sure it's not 100%… Read more