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I never realized it, but yes, you are correct, those darn grilles have wings!

Toyota has been like that with some select Japanese models for a while now. Look up the Alphard. Since 2015 they’ve had these massive hood to lower fascia grills, and are only tamed by purchasing a Vellfire. The first time I saw the Alphard in Japan I had to do a real double-take. Read more

If modern cars molest people, these should join the sexual offender registry. Read more

I’m not sure why auto designers don’t get it right. What are they drinking that makes them want to crunch and seam every surface. They are so gaudy. Read more

“Molest” as a verb outside of a sexual connotation is under-used and under-appreciated. Just saying.  Read more

Volvo has been knocking it out of the park for a while now. The newest V60/V90 are some of the best looking wagons ever made, the XC90 is stunning and was ahead of its time when the current one debuted, and the Polestar 1 is gorgeous as well. Their interior game is also excellent. Read more

Oh I know. The main point of everything I write on the internet is to make people say “Huh. It really is that easy. Read more

I concur with Jose’s love of the C4. I still dream of owning one in a cherry red, drop-top, and the goofy digital instrumentation. Read more

Not if you’re an adult and understand how to keep an emergency fund. Read more

True story: Adding a thin blue line flag and a punisher skull automatically adds 2000 pounds of towing capacity. That’s why the guys with 5th wheels all have them.
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Yeah. Now it's all punisher skulls and blue line flags. Read more

I still see the Sterlings from time to time. I always have one of those “oh yeah, I remember that” moments. Read more

Most people don’t care what you drive anymore, as long as you know how they feel about freedom. That’s what most of the stickers seem to be about these days.
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wondering if you bought the diesel because you regularly tow heavy things long distance or just because you wanted a diesel. Read more

Because the commentariat here now is a set of mind controlled dweebs that don’t have first hand experience.  They just regurgitate tired, old, incorrect tropes; whoever has the better mind controlling I mean marketing department, wins.   Read more

Huh?? Why?

Here’s the thing, Nissan was pretty successful with the first generation Titan; at least they were when it was still pretty fresh. The problem here was that they let the first gen linger too long, and then the second gen just wasn’t good enough. I mean, yeah, it’s hard to go up against the big three, but like most Read more

“The rear windows of trucks from the Big Three automakers often have a signature sticker — Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbes fame, peeing on the logo of a competing brand.” Read more