“why don’t they just kick me in the nuts over and over and over , with a loud speaker of Hillary cackling in the back ground”

Yes, let’s! Read more

I’m sure *this* has been asked before, but when are we gonna get Season 2?!? Read more

Keeps up the great work David. Your stories are the best.
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Any update on Jenni Helms? That story stuck with me a long time.
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You poor, unfortunate people. You have become your own worst nightmare: Jalopnik is to Univision what the Corvette is to General Motors: A star that somehow is allowed to shine, despite the bumbling corporation of a universe surrounding it. Read more

Wife and I sold ALL of our belongings and bought our dream 39' 5th-wheel. Turns out this thing needs a tow vehicle? I was advised by many to be sure to get something strong enough to haul. So excited about our new rolling home we’d forgotten to budget that in. Cheapest tow vehicle strong enough to haul this was a 2000… Read more

Thank you for this, what an excellent, and quite intimate, glimpse into this family’s journey. I’ve shared on my CO car event group, https://www.facebook.com/groups/carzandcoffee/  How did you come across the Helms? Read more

My dad sent me this article the other night and I flipped out - I’m a huge fan of Gawker media and it is so cool that you guys reached out to Uncle James! Read more

Thanks so much for taking the time to get to know my Uncle James! He’s a remarkable man and a hero in our family. My dad and uncles are huge car guys and I think part of this is due to his influence. He’s revered and we all wish he and Pat were able to travel more (and vice versa), but whenever we get to see them it’s… Read more

the problem is they already gave him the free shit, which he didn’t want. Read more

What is internet? Read more

The end of this movie is the perfect payoff. It’s when you realise that winning the game of fuckwits means you are the only fuckwit left... Read more

And for good measure, that same sound was used in Jaws. Read more

Simply stunning.
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Damn kid. I’ll be 56 this coming January.
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Oh, now talk about La mot juste!  Read more

Oh it’s way better and much more cutting with the Shirley Temple; the IPA version with the JUUL reference is still funny, but a bit overwrought IMO.
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Thanks for recommending this movie. Saw it last night, loved it.  Read more

Great! Here’s the link: https://reelsandwheels.libsyn.com/duel Read more