Can you give me a ride home? Read more

There’s no logical reason to do this instead of an LS swap and that’s what makes it perfect. I need this. Read more

Ralph Gilles for president? I’d vote for him. Read more

Oh yeah? I’m gonna say you popularized it, so the irony still remains! Read more

I can confirm the veracity of this story. Read more

I’ll add my roast to the cannon in the form of some short thoughts: Read more

My passenger seat review of this car: sounds awesome, hilarious on Lime Rock’s uphill, would totally buy. Read more

Travis, you should do all future video reviews as Tiff Needell. Read more

I thought the construction outside my apartment was unusually loud yesterday.... Read more

Best. Grid. Ever. Read more

Indeed. Plus I’ve heard that motor is very tunable! Read more

DOOR HANDLES ARE FOR CHUMPS:

Agreed. You’re already seeing this sort of thing with cars like the 997 GT3s especially the RS models, since they’re the last manual GT3s. Read more

A PMY Z06 will make a good substitute if you can’t get your hands on an F-Type Read more

The Aztek is a wonderful “I don’t give a fuck about what anyone thinks of me choice.” Read more

I am a dolt. Thanks for pointing out! It’s been fixed. Read more

That would imply I’ve had a first. Read more

“Charm that snake? What does that even mean?” Read more

I could get behind thelongroof.jalopnik.com. Read more

This is wonderfully tacky