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This is sexy but the RUF/Studio Torino RK Coupe is much better looking. Read more

I predict at the very least the 250 GT California Spyder has to be on the ballot at some point. I mean, really, who doesn't want to nail Sloan Peterson? Read more

@Jon: Jon, the later steel body makes perfect sense. Who wants to have to buy a nonexistent replacement fiberglass body panel at Ferrari prices because someone was overenthusiastic with a shopping cart, or worse. Steel can be hammered and welded, fiberglass can only be thrown away. Plus, fiberglass always has this Read more

@Davey G.: As a 914 owner (and sometime driver, love those 70s mechanicals), the Fiat X1/9 is my mortal enemy. It's the Pracing Decepticon to my Autobot Bruce. Actually, that metaphor falls apart when you take into account the Stunticons/Menasor which had a 308 GTB and a 928, but you get my point. Read more

I used to think the 308 would age terribly and forever look like a relic of the 80s but I saw a cherry example of the GTS in the flesh recently in Brentwood, TN, — Nashville's nouveau riche suburb for music industry types — and it finally won me over. I fell hard for it. Definitely room for a hopped up 308 in my Read more

A tranny rebuild would certainly make this series earn its name "And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Parts". Sooo many small parts. I wouldn't want to be responsible for writing up anything that complicated, and I'm sure Los Jalops are thinking "yeah, right". Read more

Also, I am legally obligated to point out that Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda. Read more

Did I mention Kahn's been in a wheelchair since '93? He could use a little of Maranello's finest "genetic engineering" to motivate that body made of fine Corinthian leather. Read more

Alright, for serious this time, a blue VW Squareback, w/ a tank full of The Schnappster. There's no way you wouldn't score a chick who looks like that chick from the cover of the Virgin Killers album. Read more

@Buckster: The Jeep is right out as the Jerrari has already been done. Bill Harrah of Harrah's Casinos fame had a Ferrari V12 dropped in a proper full-size luxury Jeep, the Wagoneer. The Jerrari is at the National Automobile Museum in Reno, NV, and it's hot shit. If you're ever out that way for Hot August Nights, Read more