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Amber DaSilva
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Staff Writer at Jalopnik. Sucker for big adventurous motorcycles and tiny sporty cars. It doesn't make much sense to her, either.

Mercedes I would pay real money to see a Gold Wing TDI Read more

Genuinely the funniest way for him to describe bulletproofing. Yeah, it’ll stop whatever, regardless of mass, as long as it’s moving slow. Totally. Read more

I’d take this over a KLR any day of the week, to be clear Read more

Y’know, I was trying to figure out which Toyota this was, and I ended up going Crown over Celsior just based on the lights. Totally spaced out on the Celsior’s ‘97 facelift. Read more

Oh, it wasn’t supposed to. Mine was just busted, and the transmit switch was stuck Read more

Personally, I’m waiting for smoother thumper motors. Ducati claims this one is well-balanced, so I’m intrigued to see it in a bike Read more

I even asked Rory if I could expense the place! Apparently we don’t have that kind of money. Read more

I’m hoping the crystal method ends up cheaper than a lawyer, but can you really put a price on vibes? Read more

The singular They” is grammarically accepted as a gender-neutral third-person singular pronoun, and long has been. The backlash to it is recent and ideologically motivated

I’m very curious as to how the driver’s credit score plays into this Read more

If you’ve got a better gender-neutral third person singular pronoun suggestion, I’m all ears Read more

Did he think it was gonna be the size of a Civic, or... Read more

The Hess Truck goes with Energizer batteries like chocolate goes with peanut butter -- absolutely inseparable Read more

Y’know, I had thought it looked a little too small to be a Panther, but this is strong evidence pointing towards Ford. Read more

Honestly, I thought about taking the time to adjust lighting on the pacifier, but instead decided to get the post out. Now I wish I’d taken another pass Read more

It’s the Top Secret color! You dare disparage that shade of gold in my good christian comments section? Read more

I’m incredibly intelligent, so I keep both devices on my bars at the same time. Even when the GPS is navigating me, the phone is right there, in danger Read more

As someone with a Calibarn gunpla sitting on my monitor, you’d think it would’ve taken me less time to recognize this series Read more

I’ve already been calling the bZ4X the Bees-Forks, so I support this Read more

Hey, I liked the Bond BMWs. He had one that was remote control! And the Z3 was a good color!  Read more