Ha! He had an Elise as well, right? I doubt I’ll ever reach Ford GT levels of silliness, mind.  Read more

Not just town, but highway as well. It’s 19 combined...  Read more

It takes an hour to leave town, yes.  Read more

It wasn’t the cheapest. Nor was it the most expensive. It was a decent chunk ‘o money though.  Read more

(and I am a bit of a prick - know your limits and all that) Read more

She has a sense of humour. Also Incitatus means ‘gallop’ or ‘go chuffing quick’. The word came before the horse.  Read more

I’m rubbish behind the camera anyway. And as Doug DeMuro pointed out, no one notices it out and about.  Read more

VED is *quite* punchy, yeah.  Read more

19mpg US. Combined. Because there’s LOTS of highway.  Read more

Don’t remember having a political argument with Tavarish on Twitter, though I wouldn’t rule it out. We don’t all think alike...  Read more

INSANE!!!!11!!!!! Read more

The yellow RS 4 is one of the best cars I’ve ever driven (there’s a video on Carfection’s YT channel somewhere). It’s SO COOL.  Read more

In theory a sound idea, but... insurance. And I like my skin actually ON my bones.  Read more

I will shit myself inside out laughing if Ginetta trots out a Corvette. Thing is... I can see it happening.  Read more

You can melt them if they get too close, then make your escape.  Read more

I converted UK to US (always do for Jalopnik pieces!). Write for your audience and all that. Though I did drop the ball on the weight. Damn stubby fingers.  Read more

The MPGs figires are UK - US conversions. The figures have been adjusted for a US audience! I even spelt ‘litre’ wrong and everything. Heh.  Read more

A while back I did Malaga to Crickhowell in 32 hours. It was about 1500 miles. I wouldn’t recommend sleeping in the car in a French truck stop, but the drive was fun enough. Car was a Boxster GTS and the fabric roof let all the heat out so I woke up shivering a few times...  Read more

Oooooooooh yes. The more you drive, the more chance you have of accidents happening.  Read more

They cost more than a fully loaded M4, but not quite that much.  Read more