alanisnking
Alanis King
alanisnking
The cat lady who writes about cars and motorsport. Former writer and editor at Jalopnik.

Right? C’mon Robb, you gonna let a Mitsubishi flex on your splitter game?

You know how you can confirm the GT2 RS on your own terms, Porsche? Read more

Stop bragging about me on the internet. Read more

As much as I’d love to spill the beans, any information needs to be insanely vague. Cant risk a client like that for internet glory alone! I will say that he is absolutely getting one, and has already picked out on paper at least options and the like. He had his order confirmed sometime between his purchase of hos Read more

Plot twist: everyone who pre-ordered Forza Motorsport 7 Ultimate edition got a GT2 RS without knowing. Read more

...and then if you get that test, you’re probably going to get skipped over for a ride for drivers who have demonstrated that they’re able to beat the competition in F1's main ladder series, not a shorter special series for one gender only.
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Of special note, the Dirty South No-Prep Nationals is streaming using the latest inside-out technology from Pied Piper. It’s quite enjoyable to watch and so bandwidth friendly. Read more

Here you go...watching LeMans live from Munich. Started with the Carrera Cup, the Superbike, then another Cup race and now the 24 Hours. Could it be any better?

Just trying to give props to the writers who amuse and entertain me, something you do consistently. Read more

Seriously, I had a smile on my face while reading the entire article, great stuff. Read more

Thanks for un-ironically demonstrating why this post exists. :)

Dripping-with-snark is my favorite kind of satire.
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