alanisnking
Alanis King
alanisnking
The cat lady who writes about cars and motorsport. Former writer and editor at Jalopnik.

This is very deep, and I appreciate it. Also agree on a spinoff—she is so good! Read more

We write all day, every day, on a (sometimes extremely) quick turnaround. We can sometimes forget SAT-level grammar fixes. It happens! Read more

I think that’s more for the souls he’s punishing Read more

I mentioned that! Also glad to have sparked such good debate Read more

We all screw up! Since you’re fixed on it, I changed it for you Read more

LOL be sure to tell them that this is all in good fun, if it wasn’t obvious Read more

LOL there are so many I don’t post on Instagram! I try to seem like a normal person there........ Read more

Mom: Literally anything that is good and has a manual. She does not care as long as it is good and has a manual. Read more

Probably as the norm because we’ll all be in a post-apocalyptic world Read more

I’ll actually be in town for this, so please come and chat about the 4,500 cat photos on my phone Read more

You really didn’t get enough credit for this one; it’s great  Read more

Oh, my dear friend, I do. I just make them so subtle that my editors don’t notice them.  Read more

I’m not exaggerating—I’m a giant Yu-Gi-Oh nerd. Like, a true one  Read more

We journalists are taught to take brand exclamation points, etc. out, and unfortunately, it bleeds into my daily life. But believe me, Yu-Gi-Oh is worthy of its exclamation point  Read more