alanisnking
Alanis King
alanisnking
The cat lady who writes about cars and motorsport. Former writer and editor at Jalopnik.

Everything is new to me because I don’t go anywhere. LOL  Read more

Also I was just talking about how 2008 was yesterday, so technically three years is new in my heart  Read more

SORRY, Patrick knows Austin better than I do so I just copied his little info thing and made tweaks to it. I missed that.  Read more

O M G I’m sorry I’m really not laughing at you, I’m laughing at how ridiculous that is  Read more

In Austin? Parking situation is terrible and traffic is, too. (Trust me, went to the University of Texas for three years.) Read more

That would be a blast. Autocross seems like it would be her thing, and we’re trying to find more stuff to do, too.  Read more

Mmmm, my mom is definitely not cliché and she rocks. The tone is joking.  Read more

YES! Name on it and all. I’m looking at buying myself another for my birthday... Read more

I missed the back of my legs with sunscreen and my mom often just... doesn’t wear any. Haha Read more

We did this in June, but you’re absolutely right. Even when you’re paying full attention and doing everything the way you feel like you should, things can happen. Luckily we didn’t have anything happen here, and we’re all, of course, glad Andrew is doing alright.  Read more

It terrified us, honestly! The dust was a lot worse than it looked in the video. Read more