That's some funny shit right there... Read more

Since the stray dog thing has been brought up- let me say this. The entire 5 months I lived in Detroit I never saw one stray dog. This despite the fact that every friend that visited wanted to see the bad parts and Eminems house, so I spent some time in the abandoned east side neighborhoods you may expect to see them.… Read more

Ass, Titties, Ass 'n Titties

Aaron, Read more

My interview with Kwame Kilpatrick from jail, on how he thinks the competition between the new Vette and Viper on the race track will benefit Detroit's homeless animals. Read more

Whoa!! Way ta go!! Read more

Spot on, Aaron....spot on! Read more

How the fuck did you manage to get a screenshot of my desktop?

How I Covered The Detroit Auto Show And Never Saw Detroit Read more

So you mean "14 Ways To Avoid Being Eaten By Roving Packs Of Stray Dogs At The Detroit Auto Show" isn't going to pan out? Read more

OMG, Detroit is totally fucked up! It's a bankrupt ghost town! Look at these super cool pictures of urban decay! Wild dogs will eat you! Everyone's been murdered and the cops never showed up! The white hipsters are taking over! Everyone is corrupt! Wait did you see my super cool pics of these ruins? Read more

My dad bought the light green model in 1960, just because my mom was pregnant at the time, and running around in a Vespa was slightly inconvenient. That 500 is gone, but I still have the 1971 Fiat 500 that my mom bought later. With her *LOVELY* 18HP 498cc engine.
The wheels have nothing to do with the old ones, and… Read more

Aaron: Someone is doing a LOT of articles on this topic. I just searched that same term today, and got this number! "About 121,000,000 results" Read more

Can we print this out and post it around Cobo Hall come January? I'll help you. I have a HP Deskjet. It takes at least an hour to print a 3x5 picture. So, I'll get started now.....regardless, fantastic post. Read more

this is the first time I've noticed this picture connected with the Jalopnik Detroit stories:

You ALWAYS assume your mic is hot, but this isn't the fault of the IFB itself. Sounds like they had their D-team audio guy in the booth during that show. Read more

Man that anchor is good, immediately but very calmly in damage control. Read more

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that... Read more

That was awesome-