Thanks. Freelancing full-time. Gun for hire. Vigilante from justice. Man about town/out of time. Frequently found in your grocer's freezer. Read more

Who says I was complaining? Read more

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Hell no. Read the article because I wrote it and it might not suck. Maybe. Read more

@vic06: Oh. Hell. Yes. LucasArts '80s/'90s FTW. (Ref Monkey Island and I'll love you forever.) Read more

@catchmyshadow: Only car in that batch that's turbocharged is the blue and yellow one on the end. The rest are all n/a 917s—including the one on the end, with too many cylinders. :) Read more

@PeteRonai: Arrrrgh! And now, no longer employed by the site, I can't go back in and change it. Read more

Not usually a fan, but this was nicely done. Nice work, guys. Looks like I need to start spending less money on food. Read more

Genius. Plain and simple. Read more

@jd: You know, I don't agree with that. The two sites, at least to my knowledge, are still on good terms. Here they're disagreeing with each other about an argument that one made in a very public forum. Justin makes some decent points, and Niedermeyer's piece was a bit lacking. Read more

@John Krewson @Ray Wert: I know! That's my point! The people of soon-to-be Wisconsin had the territory for the taking, and had it taken away by a bunch of people who add the word "gander" to their state when referring to themselves. Despicable. Not worthy. Read more

@KnucklesTheDog @awwwcrap @John Krewson: I miss Chicago. I don't miss Michigan. (Wait, did I say that out loud?) Read more

@KnucklesTheDog: Michigan is second to the land of shit basketball, weird grass, and excellent brown booze. Which means that Wisconsin is, like, somewhere behind that. And stuff. Read more

@John Krewson: I will take you down, Krewson, just like Michigan did when your puny-ass dairy collective ceded control of the Upper Peninsula. Beeyotch. Read more

@KnucklesTheDog: Lieberwhat? Read more

@KnucklesTheDog: Wisconsin. I come from Kentucky. Longstanding blood feud. Cheese v. Sister-Marrying. Rarely comes out well. Read more

@Jstas has gas!: You're tellin' me. Read more

@stöke: It's Esquire, but it's not a full-time thing. I freelance. I can also be found in Car and Driver and other places, including Unanswered Commentariat Questions Monthly.com.org.biznik. Read more

@Spiegel Hawking: Ever since Sam Jr. died in that ladder/rope/Dodge Caravan accident, we don't discuss my offspring. And no, I don't know where John Connor is. Read more

@Spiegel Hawking: Also, I have no children. So there's that. Read more

@Spiegel Hawking: No. Jack Daniel's is Tennessee whiskey, not bourbon. Bourbon trumps all. Next question. Read more