At least he didn't insult us and tell us to "get over it" Read more

Thank you so much. Also, I think I left my eyeglasses case at your place, sweetie. Read more

Mr Henry.... Read more

This is awesome. I have to say I have nothing but love for this device. Read more

BOOBIES Read more

zing Read more

Hey, they didn't even let me have a crack at the car yet.

Sorry, no booze for you, but since I deal only in aftermarket automotive accessories....

"Coming up next....we test the durability of these packets if they fall between your seat and center console. The results we found were shocking and should disturb all of you."

Pfft. Like I'm going to tell you. You are SOOOO beneath me.

Just pay up. That is how I got my star. I went to the man with the star putter on-er and he put the stars on me!

Because that is how they grow 300's now. They plant old Mercedes chassis and they turn into Lancias Read more

I love this one. The RAGE is awesome. And in 72 sized font! Read more

Man........just....man Read more

Why can't we have a wallpaper contest made up from Jalops? Like we each shoot our cars and see who has the most epic shot evrar? Read more

Just so we're clear, Brother

I'm not saying it's a chick car...

Time to UnVagina zee Auto!

Wait, no, on Friday the 16th. Read more

*cough* C&D letter *cough* Read more