I was writing an epic 500 word COTD worthy post for this car when Jalopnik decided to reload at random and wipe what I wrote away. Read more

And thankfully, btw, for the sake of letting everyone know, we are blessed with TOO many running vehicles, and will just be dropping plates and insurance on those and going down to a one car family when the crap is done hitting the fan next week. Read more

Admit it on Jalopnik or lie about it? Read more

You keep doing that to me Spiegs I'm gonna have to stop at the gas station to get rubbers. Read more

European cars don't exist here. Due to import regulations and lack of safety features we only have larger Mercs, Beemers, and the odd swedish vehicles with a resale low enough to be considered cheap. Read more

Normally I would complain about the NSFW pic...but my fuck my employer. Read more

Boston/Rhode Island/NYC are as an accurate example of the United States as the Vatican is to Europe. Read more

I'm sorry, it appears you and I live on different planets. Read more

I don't know what January is like for you, but with three kids a moped and small apartment doesn't cut it. Read more

Nope. I suppose I could call a cab. It would take him an hour to get here. It actually would be cheaper to rent a U-haul. Read more

The nearest car rental place is 18 miles away. My job...at least for the rest of this week is thirty miles away. Read more

I am 43 miles from a bus stop. I will also be in two weeks officially poor. Any other great concepts there wisenheimer? Read more

The Camry

MOM..I've told you a hundred times you don't need to download everything the garage door tells you to do....

The official language of Liberia is English, so thankfully they'll be able to understand this letter, albeit confused.

As Coroner I must aver,

Mattress on roof needs a slideshow Read more

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY THIS!! Read more

I'm calling bull on that one. too much linkage and cables would have been left hanging out. Now if you said none of the cables/linkage was hooked up, that I would believe. Read more

That's crazy. The other day I saw a Jeep Compass that had been built using parts meant for the Dodge Caliber.