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Amateur

Maybe I'm not getting it. How can a disembodied head drive? Or, better yet, enjoy fellatio.

Some things, my friend, are best left to the hands that built the business.

Attach this to the car.

If I had a Maybach I would go out of my way to hire a driver who was an asshat. Read more

Ok, maybe not sexy to you...

The only people that exist like that are people who aren't true Jalops. A true Jalop would rise up against this Pony Menace and say "NO MORE PONIES" Read more

You better be planning another cross country trip, Brother. The NWO has a policy about Ponies, Brother. Read more

Yes. Yes I is. Read more

I'm here Brother..... Read more

It isn't. We need to rise up and save Jalopnik from itself and this pony menace. Read more

Join the anti pony brigade 'cog, it is the only way to save this place. Join the NWO Read more

Domincan speaks the truth, Brother. Fight the real power. Fight the PONY Read more

I'll hold em down. Here, take my knife, Brother. Read more

You know what you must do to fight this... Read more

Add NWO to the end of your name and fight the pony menace!! Read more

Add NWO to the end of your name and fight the pony menace!! Read more

The following is a message from the NWO

Sure, laugh now. When New Madrid rips up at about 1 am it won't be so funny, now will it. Read more