Marty, you hang around with a single older man and we do experiments late at night in mall parking lots.

But Doc, Jennifer and I like to ride around together in the Toyota. I think a few more weeks and her and I will seal the deal....

It is a Porsche RSR Hybrid. This sucker will melt your balls it is so amazingly quick.

Doc you built a time machine out of a....out of a....

@alexLmx6: The sedan looks better than the hatch. Which is much like being the tallest midget in the room or the best commenter at Jalopnik. Read more

DO NOT WANT

Matchbox has already gotten my $1.25 via money order for this baby to sit on my desk. Read more

RIP

@gulag: Well, if you take extra money with you to drink it up..... Read more

@Jstas has gas!: Like when your neighbor has a ladder out to clean his gutters, and you know he just set it into the soft mulch. Sure, you could offer to go over and hold it for him. Read more

Meh, wait till you see a Seat being hurdled by a llama Read more

I've dropped an alternator on my face. I don't feel your pain. Read more

@87CE 95PV Type Я says HAPPY NEW YEAR: They said don't ask. Read more

Great Job!

Wow, it was real...

Non sarcastic post about the tragedy above

@Blitzschnell: So the other day I was in So-Cal and was wanting some parts for my 2000 Mustang. Read more

@Spiegel The Prawn King: Read more

@FodderTheSane: Drowning in your own poo. The hilarity.

@Spiegel The Prawn King: talked juSSSST LLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK... THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read more