Wow, the last time I got a piece of a virgin was 1992. Read more
Rusty Van Horn
JCWhitless
@Roberto G.: 9.8696044 Read more
@Pessimippopotamus: GAH DAT THUMB!!!! Read more
Every workplace tries this, every workplace fails Read more
Put an aftermarket back up camera system on that puppy and this becomes like, six or seven times safer than having sex in Haiti without a condom and a ripe scab on the side of your johnson.
Step 1: Post videos of self driving fast online Read more
@The Stig's American Cousin: Harrumph! Harrumph! Read more
@Dab O' Swine: I like my women like I like my Scoutch, backwards and slower.
@Serolf Divad: It always takes me too damn long to get the device paired....besides, the Mini 9/A90 touchpad isn't that bad. Now my wifes 10v on the other hand.... Read more
@ant1pathy: Rain gutters....
When you’re a Jet,
I guess he didn't have the heart to remain lying so low in the weeds. Read more
I did it all for the Wookie
@Xander Crews: Where there's an apple there is a banana.... Read more
Eight cupholders are unsafe at any speed. Read more
@Xander Crews: Sup
@Spiegel Hemmingway: I hate you Read more