‘Twas the end of December, and all through Craigslist
I searched for the best cars to ever exist;
Through Acuras, Renaults, and snow plows I sought,
In hopes I’d find vehicles worth being bought;
The listings were spread from the East Coast to West,
But I was judicious in seeking the best;
So now I present, from banal to bizarre;
This week’s installment of the Dopest Cars.