I need to start this post with an apology. I'm sorry you're about to see this. You may want to send the kids into the other room; this might upset them.
What you're looking at is called the Gulf Lotus X12. And no, it's not a Lotus in Gulf livery; it is quite possibly the exact opposite of that. It appears to be a custom-built SUV that was caught on camera in Dubai, and the video has been making its rounds on the Internet as of late.
Most likely, it's a BMW X6 (Edit: Or an FJ Cruiser maybe?) with a very extreme bodykit. The X6 is an affront to good taste on its own, but this goes way over the line.
So what we'd like you to do is use our nifty new image annotation tool to tell us everything that's wrong with this monstrosity. It shouldn't be hard. I'll even get you started. And if anyone has more details on this car, let us know in the comments.