The Southwestern Assemblies Of God University in Waxhahachie, Texas should not be confused with Southwestern University in Georgetown, Texas. The former is a very conservative Christian university known primarily for training people for ministry and other Christ-centered vocations. The latter is a small, respected private college known for a wide range of undergraduate programs. Southwestern University is known for providing a high quality of education at a rate affordable by private college standards. Southwestern Assemblies of God University is known for throwing Jerry Lee Lewis out for playing a boogie version of "My God Is Real" at a school event. Imagine what would have happened if he'd played Graverobber's version of "Pink Cadillac" inspired by the Stonewall Veteran Cadillac.
You may think I'm foolish
For fighting cops like I do
You may wonder how come I love you
When you get on your knees like you do
Well baby you know you bugger me
There ain't no secret 'bout that
Well come on over here and hug me
Baby I'll spill the facts
Well honey it ain't your money
'Cause baby I got plenty of that
I love you for your Stonewall Cadillac
White Vinyl seats
Riding in the back
Oozing down Hyde street
Waving to the boys
Feeling out of sight
Spending all my money
On a Saturday night
Honey I just wonder if you'll take it in the back
Of your Stonewall Cadillac
Stonewall CadillacWell now way back in the Bible
They said only a woman could marry man
But if it weren't for proposition 8
You'd know we surely can
Well they tempt you, man, with pleather
And they tempt you, sir, with gold
And they tempt you with the pleasures
That the flesh does surely hold
They say Eve tempted Adam with an apple
But man I ain't going for that
I wanna' ride in his Stonewall Cadillac
White Vinyl seats
Riding in the back
Oozing down Hyde street
Waving to the boys
Feeling out of sight
Spending all my money
On a Saturday night
Honey I just wonder if you'll take it in the back
Of your Stonewall Cadillac
Stonewall CadillacNow some folks say that it's too big
That it'll never fit
Their parking spots are too small
They're scared, they will admit
But my love is bigger than a Honda
It's bigger than a Subaru
Hey man there is only one thing
And one car that will do
Anyway we don't have to drive it
Honey we can do it in the back
And have a party in your Stonewall Cadillac
Stonewall Cadillac. . .
There's not much more to add. Have a nice weekend, everyone.