We've all thought about it. Why don't those armored truck drivers just take the money and run? Well, turns out sometimes they do. USAToday, being leaders in infographics as opposed to actual coverage, has few details regarding James Parker's robbery of his Brinks truck. Seems the Gainsville, Florida man simply left his partner holding the bag (literally) at a pickup point, cleaned out a couple hundred thousand smackers, then left the truck back at the Brinks parking lot, still running. Ballsy. We can't seem to find anything indicating he's been captured, so if you're in the Gainsville area, be on the lookout for a man with bags full of cash and a smug look on his face.