We know we're supposed to talk about cars, but how awesome is Moe? Without question he's the most complicated character on the Simpsons. Snake handler, rare animal smuggler, illegal casino operator, practitioner of insurance fraud and occasional amateur surgeon. Plus he's funny as hell and once robbed Homer at gunpoint for his pants (see above). What does any of this have to do with the COTD? Jump and find out.

Xmas came a bit early today with the announcemnet that Pontiac will be selling not just a sedan version of their RWD, V8 powered G8, but wagon and ute versions, too. Looks like GM reads Jalopnik. All-star commenter Bumblebee (how many has this guy won?) added this:

Also, since when did we get all pretentious and start using "ute"? It's a 'camino. Let's not pretend that we haven't all envisioned creating a custom "El Camino" replacement tailgate badge from the moment we read the headline.

Next we'll be using "garage" instead of "car hole".

Well said. Now if you'll excuse us, we have a counterfeit jeans operation to get back to.