Every reformed brat knows the pain of lame Christmas presents. Like Star Trek toys when you’re really into Star Wars. Or a Sega Genesis game for your XBox One. That’s kind of what the Chevy Cruz SEMA concept feels like.
Thank you, “CarsofFortLangley,” for so brilliantly articulating the way in which this car is lame. As a prize I’m going to give you the next song that comes up on Spotify shuffle here at the Jalopnik West Coast Bureau office:
Oh well. At least you get a little Lamborghini Diablo dance number.