Triangle Train (Updated)

Triangle train. Really makes you think.

UPDATE AND AN APOLOGY TO READERS: It has come to the attention of Jalopnik’s editors that Triangle Train appears to be, in fact, a photo manipulation. A “photo shop,” as they are called.

Our staff cannot begin to express our disappointment and sadness that Triangle Train may not, in fact, be real, or even triangular.

At Jalopnik, we strive for unmatched accuracy and honesty in our Triangle Train coverage. Today we fell short of that goal.

We promise to do better in the future to live up to the impeccably high journalistic standards we have set for ourselves here.