We Promise You The Sun, The Moon, And The Stars

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Máté Petrány
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Welcome to Paper Jam, a new feature where we highlight the best automotive advertisements from the past! Print might be nearly dead, but our scanners are just getting warmed up.

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Would you agree that only a removable fiberglass roof with an additional electrically controlled sliding canvas top can provide the low center of gravity you seek in a sports car? Do you prefer your French cars without any involvement from American Motors?

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The 1974 Gordini might just be the one for you. Espcially if you live in Tatooine, but don’t have access to a Landspeeder.

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