You work hard. You deserve nice things, like a Porsche. But not just any Porsche — the baddest, meanest, trackiest Porsche ever, the 2016 GT3 RS. The one with 493 horsepower from a naturally aspirated flat six, a top speed of nearly 200 mph, and a kit that makes it basically a street legal race car.
The GT3 RS configurator is live, so get in there and spec out your dream GT3 RS so that you can pretend-dominate your next pretend-track day. Base price is $175,900.
I did mine in Ultraviolet (or as I call it, "Fucking Purple") with the LED headlamps, 18-way sport seats with heating (my bum gets cold) Sport Chrono Package, ceramic composite brakes (because TRACK DAY BRO) and the phone gizmos all for the low, low price of $197,175.
How would you do yours?
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