This Is Why You Don't Date Taylor Swift

Drive a fancy car? Taylor Swift doesn't even give a shit, man.

In the video for her new song "Blank Space," noted insane white lady Taylor Swift shows no mercy to her new man in all sorts of frightening ways, including throwing his phone in a pool, cutting up his clothes, and then trashing his Cobra, all for... I don't know, texting, I guess?

I didn't really know any of this until Jalopnik reader Anson Ling pointed it to us on Twitter — I'm mostly too busy combing through MotorWeek's YouTube archive to watch T-Swift videos — but I'm sad to see any kind of Cobra carnage.

Good thing is it's probably a replica. How do I know this? Because they're always replicas.