I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle, sure, but if you do, aim for Sean Daddy P. Puff Diddy Combs' Maybach, because at least he won't strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger.
It really sucks to be rich and famous. You go out with your friends in L.A, say hi to your ex-girlfriend J. Lo at the club, and the next thing you know is that some dude just ruined your ridiculously overpriced Maybach's paint because he was too busy taking any attention while shooting pictures of you doing the most common of activities, walking.
Let's hope a kiss from Jennifer Lopez was worth all that trouble.