These electric tank-wheelchair things made by Der Ziesel (yes, that is also the most German name I have ever heard) are definitely not the first tank-wheelchair things ever made, but I don't care. Everyone needs a tank-wheelchair thing, regardless of mobility.
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"Oh, you have a Jeep Wrangler? How wonderful, for you. I have a tank. With a chair strapped to it."
I want one.