Spinsy-winsies. Decorative plate-scab. Fancy turning crank. Oblong chrome nipple with "5" on it. Art. This 1993 Volvo 245GL has everything you'll ever need in a car.

Sweden's The Local reports that Christoffer Castor of Skåne made a video with some friends because he needs to sell his orange Volvo in order to free up a parking space for his new car. The video ad they came up with had a ridiculous Swedish script, but then the world demanded it in English, so they made another one.

A few details were "lost in translation," to say the least, and some intentionally gibberish-y words were thrown in for fun. I kind of wish all car parts had these names.

Pop that pony's face! Yeast out and touch faith and buy this Volvo.