If You Run Into Something And Don't Realize It, You May Have A Brain Tumor

When we found out that political commentator Robert Novak was running around in his black Corvette with a homeless person on his hood, we sort of assumed the worst. Little did we know, the worst actually meant that Novak had an undiagnosed brain tumor. From the AP article: »7/29/08 4:00pm7/29/08 4:00pm

We knew that a brain tumor could cause all…

Robert Novak Hits Pedestrian With Corvette, Tries To Flee Scene

Boiling bile-duct of right-wing rage Robert Novak earlier today struck a pedestrian with his black C5 Corvette, then attempted to flee the scene of the accident. According to witnesses, Novak plowed into the man as he was crossing the street on a walk signal, throwing the victim across the windshield and onto the… »7/23/08 1:00pm7/23/08 1:00pm