Louisiana, last week: In a scene straight out of a Bizarro-world Road Warrior, a police officer pulled over an 18-wheel gasoline tanker and a Honda Accord for street racing (at 80 mph!). The tanker was winning. [TheAdvocate]

Lord Humongous' armored killer buggy is a solid contender for the title of "Most Jalopnik Vehicle Ever Made." It's built the exact way it should've been: In an all-out garage thrash. More evil inside.