Congressional Motors just released their seven-way hybrid: ethanol, bio-diesel, electric, clean coal, wind, solar and pedal-powered 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition. It only took $100 billion and an entire Congress to design it.

Congress is serious business and Mr. Frank will not stand for people chatting in the classroom. He's looking at you Mr. Mulally. You and your friends can chat outside, because there's another class coming in and the bell is about to ring!

Representative Shelley Moore Capito, R-West Virginia, lacking any desire to make a contribution to the not-so-Big Three hearings, decided to inject some levity into the proceedings by naming all of the vehicles her family's owned including a Chrysler station wagon named "Chick Magnet" but then quickly apologized. Why?