I can't help but hear Lou Ferrigno in this ancient bodybuilding video and wonder how he exercised his inner cheek. Ash78 sees a lot of similarities for the man forever known as "The Hulk" and a certain Nissan GT-R:

It's the Lou Ferrigno of cars...awkward, gigantic, kind of weird-looking, somewhat goofy, but when you absolutely, positively have just a tiny bit of money and still want to kick some serious butt, you hire him to be a recurring guest on King of Queens. Er, on track day.

PROVENANCE
Ferrigno: Brooklyn (non-hipster)
GT-R: Japan (pre-radiation)
Winner: GT-R

RAGE
Ferrigno: Roid (Androgenic)
GT-R: Void (Electronic)
Winner: push

COMPETITION
Ferrigno: Arnold (pre-governor)
GT-R: M3 (no governor)
Winner: Ferrigno

SANCTIONING BODIES
Ferrigno: IFBB, SAG
GT-R: NHTSA, EPA, NCAP, CAFE
Winner: GT-R

SHORTCOMINGS
Ferrigno: Suffers from hearing loss
GT-R: Causes hearing loss
Winner: Ferrigno

I'm calling this one a tie.