Our fearless leader Ray Wert will be on CNBC at 11:30 AM EST today to discuss the not-so-Big Three and their pending return trip to Washington, D.C., their plans and the various ways they plan to get there.

Here's a hint: we don't think they'll be taking private jets. Funkmaster Wert will also talk about $1 CEO salaries, an idea we really hope he doesn't embrace for bloggers. Tune in and drink up, the Official Car Pundit Drinking Game starts soon.

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