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Gentlemen, Start Your Tabs: Wert On CNBC This Afternoon Talking SUV Taxes
Yet another round of the official car pundit drinking game today at 2:20 pm (EST) as our very own Wert wrestles with the topic of taxing them big-ass sport utility vehicles on CNBC. While it may not be as much fun as what Siler is wrestling with, we get to watch the destruction live. Do you think taxing SUVs is the way to go? Is it blasphemy? Start the debate below.
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Wert On CNBC This Afternoon Talking GM-Ford Tie-Ups
Our fearless leader will be on CNBC this afternoon at 2:20 pm (EST) talking about the GM-Ford collaboration and, hopefully, adding more fuel to the QOTD fire. He'll also be talking about tie-ups and whether or not Rick Wagoner should stay on as CEO. No word on if he'll bring up the fact that Rick Wagoner looks like Abraham Lincoln.
official car pundit drinking game
Time to belly up to the bar yet again for the only Official Car Pundit Drinking Game as the boss-man's been asked to spend a few minutes on CNBC to talk about Honda's earningsgasm. He'll be answering a question similar to what we asked you today in the Question of the Day — is Honda's small car strategy the right strategy? Tune in to "Street Signs" on CNBC at 2:15 PM EST to find out. Also, give us the drinking rules in the comments below. If you're a little foggy on this whole "drinking game" thing — here's the rules, learn them, love them, then make your own.
Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Fonda Ain't Got A Hybrid In The Back Of Her Honda
Time to belly up to the bar yet again for the only Official Car Pundit Drinking Game as the boss-man's been asked to spend a few minutes on CNBC to talk about Honda's earningsgasm. He'll be answering a question similar to what we asked you today in the Question of the Day — is Honda's small car strategy the right strategy? Tune in to "Street Signs" on CNBC at 2:15 PM EST to find out. Also, give us the drinking rules in the comments below. If you're a little foggy on this whole "drinking game" thing — here's the rules, learn them, love them, then make your own.
official car pundit drinking game
Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: 2012! 2012! 2012!
With news that GM may be halting new truck development, our good friends at the Fox Business Network just had to have us back, which means another episode of the official car pundit drinking game. We get more name love (drink) from Stuart Varney and even argue a bit with the lovely Tracy Byrnes. Though she doesn't want the Civic, it was the best selling car in May. Just saying. And to Buckster, I took your advice and gave "1984 Tom Cruise" his hair back.
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Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Early In The Morning Edition
I'll be on NPR's The Bryant Park Project tomorrow morning at 8:00 AM talking about whether Japanese automakers create more environmentally friendly cars than American automakers. My answer will be a resounding no. Feel free to play along with some early morning shots of mimosa and some new rules in the comments below. If all of this sounds unfamiliar to you, read through this for the gist of it. [Bryant Park Project]
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Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Luxury Cars And WTF Is High-Test Fuel?
For those of you who don't get Fox Business Network but do like to drink in the middle of the day, we've pulled down the video of Hardigree rapping about fuel prices and luxury cars. You can just see him start to have a stroke as Stuart Varney starts asking about "High-Test" instead of premium fuel. We're going to add "massive eyebrow shifts" to the rules of the official car pundit drinking game so call a cab or take the train home. But hey, Stuart likes the name so maybe he didn't notice Matt having a stroke...
official car pundit drinking game
It's been awhile since we last had a chance to hoist some drinks over a Jalopnik editor hitting the airwaves. Luckily, our intrepid associate editor in Chicago is giving us a chance to drown our sorrows over the high price of gas on the Fox Business Channel this afternoon at 1:35 EST. Matt "Holla-Holla" Hardigree will be going toe-to-toe with Stuart "Little" Varney and they'll be talking about whether luxury cars are taking as big a hit on the new sales market as SUV's. If you don't know the rules of how the game is played, head over here to check them out. If you do (or once you do, we should say) hit the jump and get to providing us some new rules for the world's only official car pundit drinking game. Then, if you happen to be in one of the plethora of media markets with FBC, turn on the boob-tube, pop open your favorite libation, and get ready to play.
Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Jalopnik Editor Gets Crazy Like A Fox Over Gas Prices
It's been awhile since we last had a chance to hoist some drinks over a Jalopnik editor hitting the airwaves. Luckily, our intrepid associate editor in Chicago is giving us a chance to drown our sorrows over the high price of gas on the Fox Business Channel this afternoon at 1:35 EST. Matt "Holla-Holla" Hardigree will be going toe-to-toe with Stuart "Little" Varney and they'll be talking about whether luxury cars are taking as big a hit on the new sales market as SUV's. If you don't know the rules of how the game is played, head over here to check them out. If you do (or once you do, we should say) hit the jump and get to providing us some new rules for the world's only official car pundit drinking game. Then, if you happen to be in one of the plethora of media markets with FBC, turn on the boob-tube, pop open your favorite libation, and get ready to play.
If anyone's interested in a little bit of early morning Christmas Eve Official Car Pundit Drinking Game action, I'll be on CNBC's Squawk Box tomorrow morning at 7:50 AM talking GM price increases. So feel free to wake up early and mix up a bloody mary for some morning alcohol action before work.
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If anyone happened to be up at the ungodly hour of 7:00 AM, and happened to have "America's Business Channel" on, they'd have caught yours truly punditing his red-eyes off on CNBC's"On The Money" Squawk Box. The topic was the existentialist nature of the widening net of social control. OK, not really — it was the UAW-Chrysler mini-strike of course — didn't you read the post we dropped at like 5:00 AM today? So what was the highlight of the appearance? How about getting "Lamest. Strike. Ever." onto the air? While we doubt it'll get the same play as "Hollywood Strike" did this morning, maybe it'll have legs — because it'd be totally cooler to have that used in the lede of a Times front pager.
Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: "Lamest Strike Ever" Is Totally The New "Hollywood Strike"
If anyone happened to be up at the ungodly hour of 7:00 AM, and happened to have "America's Business Channel" on, they'd have caught yours truly punditing his red-eyes off on CNBC's
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Sleep Or Drinking Game?
If anyone's interested and happens to either still be awake at this ongodly hour (or just waking up) — I'll be on CNBC's "Squawk Box" this morning talking about the "Lamest. Strike. Ever." at 7:00 AM. Just want you always wanted with your corn flakes — Chrysler, the UAW and me.
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In case anyone happened to be watching CNBC's new show, "The Call" this morning at the ungodly hour of 11:00 AM, they may have noticed a familiar face getting his strike swerve on with Melissa Francis, Phil LeBeau & Co. Watch it, if only for the comic delight of watching me attempt to sound interested in what I'm beginning to believe is the second pro forma strike of a US automaker in as many weeks. Woo. Hoo. Yay — and we couldn't even drink — it was too darn early.
Too Early To Drink: Jawing On The UAW Strike Of Chrysler
In case anyone happened to be watching CNBC's new show, "The Call" this morning at the ungodly hour of 11:00 AM, they may have noticed a familiar face getting his strike swerve on with Melissa Francis, Phil LeBeau & Co. Watch it, if only for the comic delight of watching me attempt to sound interested in what I'm beginning to believe is the second pro forma strike of a US automaker in as many weeks. Woo. Hoo. Yay — and we couldn't even drink — it was too darn early.
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Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Is The UAW Relevant?
We mean, they did shut down a Fortune 500 company for two-and-a-half days so I'd probably have to say at the moment they are. Be that as it may, I'll be on CNBC's "On The Money" at 7:00 PM EST tonight answering that question among other laborgasmic issues in the wake of the end of the multi-day strike of General Motors and the landmark labor agreement — so turn it on to hear the answer. Or turn it on just to watch Melissa Francis. Either way we'll bet the CNBC folks will be happy. Oh, and before we forget — drop us some new rules in the only Official Car Pundit Drinking Game in the comments below. And as always, if you're confused about what's going on — hit up here for the answers.
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Well, folks — it looks like the usual guy who writes this on strike again today too, so it's up to me to talk about myself. Fine. I guess I can handle that. Here goes:
How Many Drinks Was That? GM-UAW Strike Edition
Well, folks — it looks like the usual guy who writes this on strike again today too, so it's up to me to talk about myself. Fine. I guess I can handle that. Here goes:
I talked about the UAW and GM and stuff.OK, that sucked — anyway, I did my job and now it's time for you to answer the real question — how many drinks was that?
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It turns out the folks who normally do this post for me while I'm getting primped and my hair put in curlers when I've got a TV appearance apparently belong to one of the UAW locals who've gone on strike. Thus, I'm forced today to write this myself. I'll be on CNBC tonight at the top of the 7:00 EST hour to go On The Money with Melissa Francis on today's big news story. No, not Halo 3. The other big news story — the UAW strike against General Motors. And it looks like if the above name drop from CNBC's any indication, maybe Melissa will finally agree that a strike's a possibility. Not like I'll be saying "I told you so." Now, while I rush to figure out how to put on an IFB device on my own, you can get off the picket line and do your job — come up with some rules to tonight's drinking game. As always, if you're confused — please take a look through our past drinking rounds.
Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: The Strike Can Totally Happen Edition
It turns out the folks who normally do this post for me while I'm getting primped and my hair put in curlers when I've got a TV appearance apparently belong to one of the UAW locals who've gone on strike. Thus, I'm forced today to write this myself. I'll be on CNBC tonight at the top of the 7:00 EST hour to go On The Money with Melissa Francis on today's big news story. No, not Halo 3. The other big news story — the UAW strike against General Motors. And it looks like if the above name drop from CNBC's any indication, maybe Melissa will finally agree that a strike's a possibility. Not like I'll be saying "I told you so." Now, while I rush to figure out how to put on an IFB device on my own, you can get off the picket line and do your job — come up with some rules to tonight's drinking game. As always, if you're confused — please take a look through our past drinking rounds.
official car pundit drinking game
We didn't have time to run an official drinking game last night, but our senior editor from Detroit was on CNBC last night talking GM earnings. So help us out and tell us how many drinks it would have been if we'd been playing with the rest of our rules.
How Many Drinks Was That? Invisible Drinking Game And GM Earnings Edition
We didn't have time to run an official drinking game last night, but our senior editor from Detroit was on CNBC last night talking GM earnings. So help us out and tell us how many drinks it would have been if we'd been playing with the rest of our rules.
official car pundit drinking game
We've got to admit Wert looks much more poised than we thought he'd look after his encounter with the exploding streets of Manhattan. The man still has a job to do — talking Chrysler and taking Colbert Report guest Tyson Slocum down a notch or two — although he should have reminded him we've still got Colbert on our own "notice" list. But now it's time for you to do your job and help us answer the question: How many drinks was that?
How Many Drinks Was That? Exploding Street Edition
We've got to admit Wert looks much more poised than we thought he'd look after his encounter with the exploding streets of Manhattan. The man still has a job to do — talking Chrysler and taking Colbert Report guest Tyson Slocum down a notch or two — although he should have reminded him we've still got Colbert on our own "notice" list. But now it's time for you to do your job and help us answer the question: How many drinks was that?
official car pundit drinking game
