We don't know how it's possible that Tamara Ecclestone is even mildly related to her father Bernie, the boss of F1 and general all-around ugly guy. Despite our suspicions on her true paternity, she's posed draped only in a checkered flag for PETA's "I would rather go naked than wear fur" campaign. These images, published in this month's English tabloid "Hello!" are the latest in a campaign that's seen celebs like Pamela Anderson and Eva Mendes bare most for the cause. We'd be much more swayed by their arguments if PETA wasn't doing bonkers stuff like suggesting Ben & Jerry's switch to human milk in their ice cream recipes. Crazy hippies.

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