The Beijing Motor Show traditionally warrants nothing more than a collective "meh" from the mainstream automotive media, but it certainly caught our attention this year. Bigger and better than ever, automakers from China and abroad have done everything to bring attention to their cars but put a gigantic stuffed elephant in one. Oh, no, wait. They've done that, too. But why shouldn't they show off — as the Chinese market continues to mature into it's teenage years, we've watched it shed some of the awkwardness of puberty, but still manage to showcase that youthful wide-eyed optimism with some truly innovative, unique and beautiful concepts. Still, like pimples, a cracking voice and a random desire for adorning oneself with chrome bits n' pieces, this teen still shows off it's rebellious side with vehicles that are completely bizarre, ridiculous knock-offs of popular designs or in most instances, both. Follow us below the jump through as we watch the coming of age tale that is the 2008 Beijing Motor Show.
1. The Lifan "Mini Cooper" 320
Usually, when one manufacturer succeeds with a car another will try and take that idea and make their version different and better, a la the Ford Mustang and Dodge Challenger. In China, when a company comes to market with a successful car rival automakers will merely make a poor imitation of it. Thus we present the Lifan 320, a car that somehow manages to maintain the original elements of the MINI we knew and loved, and manages to make it horribly and inexcusably terrible.
2. Great Wall Kunna Electric Concept
As if the Great Wall Kunna Electric concept car wasn't cute enough, there's a stuffed Panda in the passenger's seat. Though we don't think they're indicating you should pick up Panda hitchhikers (you shouldn't — they always want to control the radio), the company has embraced the idea that small cars always look odd and it's just easier to design that into the car than out of it.
3. MG TF Police Convertible
Though American undercover cops occasionally tool about in convertibles (think Miami Vice), we can't think of too many convertible, two-seater marked police cars here in the states. Nevertheless, that didn't stop the Chinese company that now owns classic British carmaker MG from making this MG TF Police Car. Though technically next door at the Police & Equipment Show, this hot little cop coupe was a hit and could be seen picking up political dissidents any day now — only one at a time.
4. Chinese Smart Clone - Harley Davidsion Edition
There's nothing special about a Chinese Smart Car clone as there are tons of them made by Shanghuan Auto. This time, however, the company's Kamino corporate rulers have one-upped themselves with the Harley Davidson Edition. That's right, it's a Smart knockoff with the knockoff of a Harley Davidson painted on the side. Genius! It even isn't big enough to hold a Harley — just like the F-150 pickup adorned with similar accoutrements stateside.
5. Souped Up London Taxi
This, technically, isn't a knockoff. Does it look like a Chinese cab? Yes. But Chinese manufacturer Geely has a contract with London Taxi Inc. to build the Black London Taxi. Totally legit. Though most think of the vehicle as a means for someone driving you around, if you need to get there in a real hurry then this TX4 "hot rod" model is the way to go. It has everything a real London cab needs, including a picture of Big Ben in the back. Tally Ho!
6. Huanghai Faster SUV
Though some Chinese companies might be tempted to take advantage of lax intellectual property laws and outright steal the popular design of the Lexus RX series SUV, automaker Huanghai should be congratulated for resisting the urge. Instead of taking the entire car, they merely took the rear 75% of a Lexus RX and grafted on the front 25% of a Pontiac Torrent for their Huanghai Faster SUV. To make it even more interesting, it's powered by a Mitsubishi engine. For reasons that currently elude our understanding, the car is flanked by car models dressed as hot cops. Maybe they just didn't fit in the MG cop car from earlier.
7. Hafei Saibao V
Though the Hafei Saibao V isn't the most original sports sedan (there's more than a touch of Mazda3 and Lancer Ralliart), we have to give them credit for taking all of the sporty visual cues they could think of — from a gigantic spoiler to super sporty wheels — and fit them all on one car. And if that wasn't enough, they also flanked it with not one, not two, but four models dressed for the prom. That's because when you want to sell a car to sporty guys you need as many gowned models as possible.
8. The Off Road BJ
If you think the BAW B60 Jeep — or BJ — looks a lot like an actual Jeep, you'd be correct. Chrysler and BAW worked together back in the day to co-develop this Jeep for non-Civilian use. Of course that development partnership fell through more than a few years ago, but why let a silly thing like trademarks, copyrights and international intellectual property laws get in the way? That may explain why it looks like the BJ has taken on a bit of Hummer and Land Rover DNA on the front fascia — BAW hopes it'll confuse anyone into thinking the other 90% is pure unadulterated Jeep. But, much like the originals, this formerly Military vehicle is ready to find use in the home of a minimally endowed real estate agent.
9. Hafei Minyi Elephant Transporter
As much as we Americans may love the idea of the minivan, the Chinese love the idea of the mini-minivan. But just in case should you think that this Hafei Minyi isn't big enough for you and your family, the company has put a stuffed baby elephant inside the strange little van to simulate the awesome carrying potential of a minivan crossed with a b-segment econo-box. Of course, even a baby elephant is a touch too big for the Minyi, so you can see the poor animal's stuffed behind sticking out the other end in a way we think would probably be a turn off for potential buyers.
10. The Hybrid Chinese Military Jeep
Kissing cousins to the BAW B60 "BJ" Jeep above, this military Jeep has what we'll call an "interesting" camouflage pattern. As opposed to the high-detail of the pixelated multicolor look of US Military vehicles, the pixels here look to be a few inches across. Was it perhaps designed to patrol the Lego cities of the future or play in some "War Games"-like game of Tetris? Despite the questionable paint scheme, the hybrid powertrain's far superior to your average Hummer. No sense sullying the air with more pollutants than necessary in your standard scorched-earth campaign, eh?
[Source/Photos: The Tycho, China Car Times, AutoExpress.co.uk]














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Finally, the long-awaited return of 13" and 14" rims.
I'm amazed you managed to whittle it doen to ten.
Oooohhhh, Baby Elephant Wok!
I appreciate how Geely Britished up the TX4 models. Bowlers and umbrellas for all! Where are the wellies, though?
"It even isn't big enough to hold a Harley - just like the F-150 pickup adorned with similar accoutrements stateside."
The "Chinese Smart Clone - Harley Davidsion Edition" is really a clone of 3 vehicles, then, eh?
I love how the BAW B60 "BJ" Jeep looks kinda angry but also like it knows it's never going to be able to get back at you in your Hummer for whatever you did to it
I expect that goofy photoshop signage on Autoblog, but not here, mates. Class it up a bit. You're sponsored by the Acura Cleft palate, after all!
@FreeMan: Not really because the F-150 at least has a truck bed. The Smart clone -- not so much.
@CornedBeefAsh:
Baby elephant of show is the transportation which can be most relied on.
@bmoredlj: Sorry, we'll add a bow tie to Mao next time.
"Off-road BJ" is a tremendously risky endeavor.
The Communist Party approves the construction of all these vehicles - [judicial-inc.biz]
I almost solved the Rubicks Cube Military Jeep, I just need 4 more moves!
Chairman Mao is happy with his off road BJ. . .
here in FL a off road bj involves a 12 pack of nati ice
So we're no longer the world's most vulgar/humiliating superpower, right? Cuz I don't think we can top this.
I had an off-road BJ once. An off-road Hummer is better.
Dong... Where's grandpa's automobile?
Automobiiiiiiiiile????///
Re: Pixel Camo. It matches what you'd see if you zoom all the way in on google maps.
Take that Capitalist Imperialist Satellites!
@Bumblebee: I think "Most humiliating superpower" still goes to Aquaman.
This used to be the kind of smack our dads used to talk about Japanese cars. Now look...
Give 'em time. It will all fall together.
I see this as an excuse to showcase the Beijing car babes, and I totally support that cause. schwing!
"Hung Hai" Faster?
Well if you're Hung Hai, wouldn't you naturally be faster?
These cars are a travesty wrapped in a disaster inside a Fail.
@Skydiver: AWESOME post. awesome.
i just cant see this being good off road
@Skydiver: Hey! What do you mean? Aquaman has very cool superpowers...
So... does the BJ stand for blowjob?
See its like those Rolex knockoffs
at first youre all happy and you see if you can trick your friends and then you feel guilty because you know the truth .. its just a POS wrapped in a gold wrapper
we have the same here except you may die from lead poisoning or the complete disintegration of the front end in a 2 mph collision ..either way your F'ed
@Branden.Tang: only if you want it to big guy
Oh Mao, we're never gonna live you down.
So now the South/Asians have Jaguar, MG, Land Rover, the Black Cab, and all the tea? Man, Neville Chamberlain would have never seen that coming.
Now, let's follow this up with another post regarding the results of testing by the institute for highway safety on all these cars.
I think it was an exercise in combining what they like from every vehicle out there and putting them all together. Sometimes good, sometimes not so much.
So is that Frankenstein or Elephant and Rhino?
@deckard97: I don't think we can compare these to Japanese cars. Probably more like Russian cars; just look how far they've come...
Don't diss the Dazzle Camouflage!
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LOL... that was great.
The Lifan Mini Cooper looks like what the Mini would be if British Leyland was still around.
The Great Wall Kunna's girl looks like she's pissed at having to stand next to that POS.
And a Harley Smart car? Priceless. I would totally buy one and park it next to a bunch of real Harleys and lay bets with friends to see how long it would be before it got vandalized.
And the best name of all... The Off Road BJ... Do I want an Off Road Blow Job? Can't see who wouldn't!
I will no longer be afraid if we go to war with these people.
@bzr - Pinko Commie Bastard Edition: And Lotus. Don't forget them. Oh, and the Chermans now own Bentley and Rolls-Royce. I think that's enough to get both Neville and Winston rolling over in their graves.
I'd really like a 'BJ' right now. Can anybody help me with this???
The blocky camo on the last vehicle looks like an urban camouflage scheme similar to the Berlin Brigade scheme [emlra.org] designed to blend in with buildings
An "off-road BJ" sounds...painful.
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