We took a break from Star Car Shootout last week during all the Geneva coverage, but we're back today with another great matchup. The last shootout had two of Steve McQueen's silver screen rides go at it, and after two weeks of voting, the Mustang from Bullitt has beaten the Porsche 911 from Le Mans in another closely contested battle-o'-cool.
Just to keep everyone excited for this Saturday's Bullitt screening Detroit meetup, we're pitting the '68 Dodge Charger from Bullitt against the '74 Dodge Monaco Bluesmobile from the original Blues Brothers movie. Both are big black Dodges with thumping V8s. Both starred in spectacular chase scenes and performed big-air jumps. But your votes will decide which one has that certain undefinable something: Which one is cooler?
The chase scene in Bullitt was unquestionably groundbreaking from a film-making standpoint. Which is great—but irrelevant for the purposes of this contest. What we're concerned about right now is what we think of that sinister Charger. Without the sheer evilness of the larger and darker Dodge, the Mustang driven by McQueen may have never really become all that big a deal. And while the Mustang has become a pop-culture icon through new Mustang "Bullitt" editions, the Charger has stayed true. Yes, there have been other black Chargers in prominent movie roles over the years, but they always seem to pay subtle homage to the original rather than trying to just cash in on the image. As for the action in the film? Well, the Mustang had to be modified just to keep up with the stock 440 cubic-inch Mopar mill. And who wouldn't want a car that can regenerate hubcaps? Watch closely and you should count a total of seven on the Dodge during the sequence. Sure, it has a vinyl roof and whitewall tires, but that just adds to the cool factor, like James Bond wearing a tuxedo. The most important thing to consider is that the Dodge went out in an explosive fireball, which is the proper way to go. Judge for yourself just how cool it is:
There have been a few Bluesmobiles over the history of the Blues Brothers franchise, but none really compare to the original '74 Dodge Monaco. I know exactly what's going through your head at this point, so let's all just recite Dan Aykroyd's famous lines together: "It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks, it was a model made before catalytic converters, so it'll run good on regular gas..." Yes, the car and it's specs are well known. And rightfully so, since this was the cause of the most outrageous pileup ever filmed. But does that fame detract from the cool factor? Not really, because the Bluesmobile was never trying to be an action star. It was a comedian. In many ways, this car is the automotive equivalent of John Belushi; loud, absurd, a bit bruised up, and willing to do anything for a good laugh. Does that make it cool? Well jumping a drawbridge is always good for cool-points, but we'll let you be the judge:
















Comments
The Charger is freaking badass. I looove Chargers. Particularly when they're NOT ORANGE.
Having said that, Cop shocks Cop Motor No catalytic converters FTW. Especially against those damn Illinois nazis.
Bluesmobile. Because it gave its life saving an orphanage.
Bluesmobile all the way. It's my favorite 1/18 scale model I have, and I'm a sucker for bad ass 4-doors.
Cop hubcaps > regenerating hubcaps. As do finger tattoos.
I once heard that John Landis picked Mt. Prospect because the cops had a reputation for being tough...
Bluesmobile, but we will need to get a new cigarette lighter for it
Bluesmobile FTW! Anything that can take the kind of beating that car was subject to and keep going is WAY better than some panty-wearing Charger that can't even handle one good 'splosion.
Bluesmobile, but we will need to get a new cigarette lighter for it....
i am partial to both cop cars and Chargers since i owned two of each of them but i have to vote for the Charger - hands down. nothing like a midsize with a wide open maw - Ma Mopar peed her pantsuit when she first saw it.
also, the regenerating hubcap thing is getting old.
think about it this way and watch the clip again from the perspective of Film School 101 - you're seeing the action from three different views in the "jumping sequence" and not one continuous/running sequence.
you see from the points of view from 1) inside the charger, 2)inside the mustang and 3) down on the streets.
i'm "just sayin'" so flame away
Are you serious? Cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks...the Charger is badass, but in the end it's simply just a furiously-driven B-Body. The Bluesmobile has a life of its own.
There can be nothing finer...what else would you want to run down the Lower Wacker Expressway in? A plain-jane Charger would get plowed down by crazy drivers...but everyone knows to watch out for the dual headlights of a Monaco...and we all KNOW those bad guys in Bullitt would have been able to catch the 'Stang without breaking a sweat...
"Oh no...we've thrown a rod."
"Is that bad?"
Has to be the Charger. Doesn't even need a Hemi, either.
The Blues Brothers are definitely cooler than the goons in the Charger, but I feel that the Charger is the cooler of the cars.
I liked the Charger in the first Fast & Furious better. I know... the movie was suspect, but that Charger was badass. I voted for this Charger because, as Mr. Arnold pointed out, thee F&F Charger was an homage to this one.
bluesmobile.
you could upgrade it with s.c.m.o.d.s. too.
i consider that movie to have the best car chase ever.
Charger: me --> pictures Frazettas "Death Dealer"
Monaco: me --> pictures Grace Kelly.
'nuff said.
The Charger is EVIL. The Bluesmobile is on a mission from GOD!
also, how much for the women?
Which one is cooler?
In context: Monaco
Out of context: Charger
I'd rather have the Charger in my driveway, but in the context of the films, the Monaco has a much higher social status. Bluesmobile FTW.
Cop car following me is bad, Satan's car folling me is badder.
Black/Black > B+W/Black
1968 440 > 1974 440
Charger = high compression pre-smog 440 and 4-speed.
Monaco = low compression EPA-choked 440 and Torqueflight.
Gotta go with the Charger.
Bluesmobile, because I'm a soul man ;)
shopping mall destroyer ftw.
@13oostedwgn: I hate Illinois Nazis.
The Vanishing Point Challenger murders both, roars off.
It's much easier to be cool in an action movie than in a comedy, and yet the Bluesmobile holds its own against the Charger. Battered police cars, rumpled undertaker suits, and the Peter Gunn Theme are all cool.
Love the Bluesmobile. That said, I owned a 68 383 Charger, because of Bullit.
It all depends; how many hubcaps can a Charger lose before it can't lose any more?
Did you know that the mall in Blues Brothers is still standing and is still very much abandoned
My offer to the Jalop community...I will post bail for anybody that recreates the mall scene in a period-correct Monaco.
Instant Hoon of the Year
Looks? Go to the Charger... but being from Chicago, I voted Bluesmobile.
I vote Bluesmobile....but only if Elwood fixes the lighter
There are so many considerations for this, but I have to say I've know the Bluesmobile longer, and I watch that movie at least 3 or 4 times per year. All the way through. I've only seen "Bullet" 2 or 3 times, but I've put in the DVD and watched just that chase scene about a dozen times. So, the Bluesmobile has the better movie, the whole "Blessed by the hand of God" thing going for it, and a set of brushbars that would make the cowcatcher on a steam locomotive jealous. And, just to throw my own favorite quote of the movie into this "let's see who can quote the most lines" game:
"Its 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, its dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
2 doors good
4 doors bad
Anything else?
Being that I have a GranMa with Cop Shocks and Cop zip tube, the Bluesemobile wins.
Bluesmobile FTW!!
Bluesmobile, because it has an eight-track.
When are we gonna do The Wraith vs. Christine?
I have to go with the Bluesmobile. We got both kinds of music here, country AND western.
@CEman: "Don't you blaspheme in here!"
+1 for Ray Charles wielding a S&W .44 mag.
Blessed mother of acceleration, don't fail us now! Bluesmobile!
torn...Charger badass-ness vs. Bluesmobile toughass-ness
if I go with the occupants of the cars...then it's Bluesmobile
Any Charger stands on its own. A Monaco wouldn't even be in the equation if it hadn't been in a movie about religion.
The Charger, its what I'd rather drive. Altho the Bluesmobile embodies what I already drive (and have in the past)
Love em both, but my vote goes to the Charger
Britney needs one of each.
The charger for out running and the Monaco for running over........whoever.
If Jesus drove a Monaco,
I wonder would he drive pedal to the metal,
Or real slow?
Checking out the stereo.
Cassette playing Bob Dylan, motivation tapes.
Tricked up Monaco, with the trunk full of evolving apes.
If Jesus drove a monaco...
If Jesus drove a monaco,
And if he come to your town,
Would you try to talk to him?
Would you follow him around?
Honking horns at the drive thru.
Double-parking at the mall.
Midnight at the Waffle House -
Jesus eating eggs with ya'll.
If Jesus drove a monaco...
Buddha on a motorcycle,
Mohammed in a train.
Here come Jesus in the passing lane...
But everybody smile, 'cause
Everybody's grooving.
Ain't nothing like the feeling of moving
With a bona fide motorized savior.
Now if we all drove monaco,
Well maybe in the end,
With no country to die for,
We could just be friends.
One world as our highway.
Ain't no yours or my way.
We'd be cool wherever we may go -
If Jesus drove a monaco.
Wow, I can't believe the cop car is winning this. The coolest car? The Blues Bros was a hoot and all, and but for the chase, Bullitt was not particularly exceptional, but still.
The Charger is just about the coolest thing ever. The cop car is just a retired cop car. Some people here need to get themselves to a police auction and plunk $800 down for their ultimate cool.
Monaco by far. The Charger is a more aggressive, "look at me" cool. The Monaco is a more subtle cool. Thus win.
BTW, The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year
Look at it this way: Bullitt was not on a mission from God.
Decomissioned police cars always kick ass.
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