What kind of slacker gets the déclassé '85 Seville when he could have the Eldorado he's dreamed of since he was valeting for Judge Smales back in the day?
OK, maybe it was a outright lie bit of a stretch for Cadillac to claim that the '85 was anywhere near as righteous a machine as the '67 Eldorado, but at least the Ace Rothstein-grade stainless-roof Biarritz was available as an option package on the later car.