Your Worst Local Chevy Cavalier

The Chevrolet Cavalier is the cockroach of the American automotive landscape, and truly mind-bogglingly awful examples are scattered all across the nation's Craigslist regions.

Let's take a look at this fine J-body as an example.

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It's located merely an hour and a half away from my front door, it claims to have 500 horsepower, and has a "American Muscle/Imports" Calvin pissing decal on the hood that surely must be ironic please, please lord in heaven let it be ironic.

Here's the ad's copy.

selling my 1 of a kind (STREET LEGAL) 500HP chevy cavalier. 3.4 6 cyl motor punched out to 3.7 litre, all forged internals, custom cam, 56 mm turbo, big stuff 3 engine management, level 10 automatic trans with custom converter, B&M pro stick, coil overs, aeromotive fuel system, fuel cell, roll cage with swing outs, autometer guages, drag radials, etc... lots of money invested best offer or trade call

(DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE DIFFERENT!)

It has a "level 10" trans. My trans has only leveled up to a 7.

This Cavalier may be charmingly awful, but it's far from the worst one in America.

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So show us the best/worst Cavalier in your area! Together, we may be able to find the country's most heinous Cav.

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