Sometimes you get away with it. Sometimes you don’t. These are your true, unfortunate, hilarious stories that fall into the latter category.
A couple weeks ago, I asked you guys to spill the beans on the times that you got caught in your car, doing something you weren’t supposed to be doing. Hiding a body, cooking meth or forging parent signatures on permission slips. Hey, it happens.
I assured you before that we aren’t cops, so I’ll assure you again: WE ARE NOT COPS. We’re just poking around on the internet, looking for a little fun. Just like you.
Scared Of The Snow (BengalsGrief777)
A decent excuse, all things considered.
In a game of telephone, things always get muddled.
Shopping Cart (TylerDurden3263)
I don’t... why?
Lunch Suspension (McGrillus Flaxseed)
Come for the crime, stay for the karma.
Shut It Down (WangChung81)
A reminder: Street racing is dangerous and you shouldn’t do it.
What are the chances!
Rolling (Poncho Pilot)
Let gravity do its work.
Pine Needle Fresh (wpanik)
Oh, there were cops.
Drunk Driving Is Bad (That One Guy Greg)
Drunk driving is bad. Drunk driving is bad. Drunk driving is bad. Drunk driving is bad. Drunk driving is bad.
Goth Kids (ThatWhiteRabbit)
Learned to coast further the next time.
I’m legitimately mad about this one. Who dares interrupt the sanctity of naps?