You Don't Think About The Danger Of Old Cars Until A Guy Dies
It's hard to describe what it was at first. A cough? A hiccup? A stutter? The engine misses a beat on the highway back from the Lime Rock Historics and I shut the engine straight off and coast to the shoulder. A few hours earlier, an old man had died at the wheel. Now, why am I here?
I had a feeling I was going to break down at some point today, but I didn't expect this. There was still a hole in the pushrod tube where a New England rock struck my exposed engine, and an unnamed, unknown rally mechanic broke off my crankcase breather, meaning my car was slowly leaking oil at all times. That's why I turned the car off immediately after hearing the engine falter — I was sure it was out of oil, and mere seconds of running an air-cooled motor when dry could mean destruction.
But I'm on the shoulder now, and the dipstick shows I've still got oil. That's worrying, because when I hop back in the Baja and turn the key, the thing won't start.
I call my coworker Jason. I go over the symptoms. We agree that the problem is the engine isn't getting spark — that cough was a misfire. It sounds like a busted coil or distributor. We agree I can try and limp the car the hour's drive home.
Jalopnik's editorial fellow Chris Perkins had organized this whole trip up to Connecticut to see the Lime Rock Historics, and together we get the car going with a bump start after a couple of runs. The Bug coughs into life, and we start back down the highway. Chris later tells me he has asthma. Good that I had him push the car.
The Baja is driving, we're moving, but the engine isn't happy. Light throttle is fine, but anything over a third down the gas pedal and it's like running on pebbles. Misfiring all over, irregular, stifling. Still, Chris and I are motoring away at a good 50, 55 miles an hour, so I'm confident we're going to make it back to Manhattan.
Then we come up a big hill and start to lose speed, and then we hit bumper to bumper traffic.
I go into neutral. The car stalls. I hurriedly get it into second and re-start the car on the roll. I get down to first, but that's too fast for the traffic. I go back to neutral, but I can't keep the engine going. Too much throttle makes the engine want to die, too little does the same.
Before I know it I'm back on the shoulder again. We're slowly rolling downhill, just about matching the traffic. An Accord full of people is alongside us and asks if we're ok. I crack up that I can have a full conversation with these guys, me waiting to gain speed to bump start the car once more in second.
And it works! I lift the clutch at speed and the engine stutters into life. But it's only minutes before we hit traffic again, this time uphill, and we roll to an abrupt stop on the very narrow shoulder.
Not one but two cars stop to help us. The first one is a guy who recognizes the Baja ("Hey are you that guy from Jalopnik?") and has us call his brother, who offers us his driveway, two train tickets back to NYC, and maybe a beer if we can get to his house. I politely decline — if we can get the car driving, we're motoring all the way back to the city.
Then a blacked-out MkV Golf rolls up behind us and out walk two mechanics, both still wearing their Honda tech shirts. I'm not sure how I am this lucky. I go over all the problems, all the symptoms, and they agree it's either the coil or the distributor. I ask if there's any way I can I fix it, the light fading into the dark trees. "On the side of the road? No," they laugh. "Wanna try bump starting it?"
I know that a bump start isn't going to help, because it barely worked two bump starts ago, but I say why not. With three guys pushing, the car gets up to a good speed. I turn the key and nothing. Not even a cough comes from the engine, which is absolutely done.
Chris calls AAA and after a few hours and a slight confusion about our location later we have a tow truck to take us home, a very exuberant driver Frenchie, and no fewer than three cop cars closing down a lane of traffic for us.
The whole ride home we got lessons on street racing in the Bronx, mistakes making '60s Chevelle drag stars, and assorted other stories about building and driving and racing old cars.
And that was weird, because that afternoon a guy died a few hundred yards from me while driving, racing an old car.
His name was Lee Duran. He was 73. His car was a 1934 single-seater special, built out of a 1934 MG PA. Duran spent most of his race with other pre-WWII competitors at the back of the pack. His MG special wasn't a fast car, but it was fast enough that when he lost control on Lime Rock's downhill turn leading towards its front straight, he flipped and crashed and died.
I have no pictures of him racing, so there is his car, on the flatbed, leaving the track.
The Lime Rock officials told me they'd given him CPR at the track and rushed him to the hospital. He arrived there alive, they said, and there he was pronounced dead.
The marshals waved black flags to cancel that race. There was a weird omen about it – the only time I've ever seen a black flag waved like that was in the old movie Grand Prix. It's in the scene at the Monza F1 race, 1966, and the announcer over the loudspeaker announces a black flag hadn't been shown since the 1930s for the Alfa Romeo works team.
As one marshal raced the black flag, two genuine 1930s Alfa Romeo works cars thundered past.
It was real grim around the pits. For a moment all the drivers could not avoid thinking about the danger of the racing, and all of their friends and family couldn't put it out of their minds either. You could see something in their eyes – sadness among the old guys, confusion among the youngsters. It all seemed very pointless after they cancelled the race. I got the feeling none of the racers would've minded if they all packed up and went home and tried to forget the whole event happened.
Some news station interviewed his wife, and she said he'd switched from vintage racing to owning a yacht some years ago, then he came back to vintage racing. It was what he loved.
How do you reckon with that? With a person choosing a risky past time and realizing that potential danger. And it wasn't like a wheel fell off while he was driving. It wasn't like he was hit by another driver. He lost control, by himself, and crashed. There was nothing but him, the car, and the nature of the sport.
Here's the thing — we all know that MG is a dangerous car. We've had 80 years to figure that out. You know it, and I have no doubt that Duran knew it, too.
It was a long drive back from Lime Rock, even leaving the breakdown and the tow out of it. There I was wheeling a deathtrap of my own. I was driving down that highway, thinking about a crash in the Bug, knowing that there wasn't much more in front of my feet than a gas tank.
Why choose to drive like that? Why did I choose a car I know is unsafe? For that matter, why did Duran?
Photo Credits: Raphael Orlove