Whip That Hoopty: The Schalk Tuning Golf

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What happens when a couple of Kraut brothers with questionable taste get together and decide to throw every SEMA clich into a fifth-gen Golf? Well, erm, um, this. Flames? Check. Lexanis? Roger. Airbags? Uh-huh. Scissor doors? Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? Tint and decals? Indeed. And it's a diesel. If we didn't feel so bad about the ignominy this poor car had already suffered at the cruel hands of these sadistic schlubs, we'd blow it up.

Golf V von Schalk-Tuning [AutoBild]

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