What's The Most Boring Car On Sale Today?

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There are some cars that are so dull that they actually make me mad.

Take, for instance, the still-on-sale 2008-2013 Nissan Rogue. It could not be more conventional, more middle-of-the-road, or more dull. I defy you to find anything roguish about a Rogue.

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There is nothing about it that stands out in the least. It has no discernible features. It has, as far as I can tell, no styling whatsoever. A Nissan Rogue has an engine, I suppose, in the same way that a Cuisinart has a motor or that a goldfish has fins. There's nothing to the car. It is the complete absence of car design.

Or is it? Perhaps you can think of a car on sale today that's even more boring?

Photo Credit: Nissan

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The 2012 Mitsubishi Galant. Which is still on sale as a new car, with a starting price higher than a 2014 Mazda 6.