What's The Grossest Thing You've Seen Someone Do In A Car?

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A lot of people seem to think that cars are a windowless box where they can do whatever they want without getting caught. Thing is, there are windows, and on the road, you see some truly wild stuff. What's the grossest you've seen?


It can range from just picking a nose to vomiting all over the place. Here's a memory of mine: I was young and riding back from the beach with a friend in the family's minivan. Suddenly, his sister declares from the front seat that she's "feeling nauseous."

Instead of pulling off the highway or going for a bag (there were bags), she rolled down the window, stuck her head out, and vomited at 65 MPH in traffic. With cars behind us. Yeah. This happened in a Mercury Villager, hence the Villager at the top. I took no photos.


To say that the people behind were less than thrilled was an understatement.

What about you? What's the grossest thing you've seen?

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My son was in the back in his car seat happy as can be. Daughter next to him. Wife and I in the front.

We hear my daughter, "What are you eating?"

I look back and see what looks a child who had enjoyed a chocolate pudding. Only there was no pudding. He had pooped so hard and so much that it had exploded out of his diaper in every direction and he was now sitting in what was effectively a bowl of his own feces.

We pull over in a coin op car wash and remove him from his seat.I pour the poo from his seat down the drain and hand the dripping child to my wife. Some quarters to spray off his seat, many many wipes and a new change of clothes were all required.