Top Gear, as we knew it, is dead. But the three hosts who made it what it was are coming to Amazon Instant Video instead. Welcome to the Internet, gentlemen! It’s a good place to be. There are .GIFs and stuff.

Now seems like a good time for us to brainstorm what we’d like to see from the new Clarkson-Hammond-May show, which I think should be called Top Fuck You BBC. And that’s our question of the day: what should these characters do with their new program?

I’ll start by saying what we’re all thinking: I want that video test between the Porsche 918 Spyder, LaFerrari and McLaren P1 we didn’t get with the three hosts on Top Gear. Do it, Amazon! The world has to know!

What do you suggest?


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