Okay, so technically Google wants this poor driver to turns onto the Orange Blossom Trail in Florida, I think, maybe, but instead of just being like “please turn on this road” like it normally does, it just explodes into a tidal wave of explosive verbal diarrhea.

I’ve taken the liberty of transcribing exactly what it does say, approximately, roughly, precisely, just because I’m a really nice guy:

Turn right onto Florida

500EastFlorida600WestUS17SouthUS441SouthUSouth92WestSouthOrangeBlossom Trail

Damn, Google Maps. Get it together. You’re falling apart. Dude was just trying to get off a highway near Orlando.

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